Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me: pens for LADIES. Normal pens are too rough and plain for our delicate lady-hands, clearly.
Also, “EASY GLIDE: Feel the Smoothness” sounds like it belongs on lube, not writing utensils. I’m not sticking it in my vagina, Bic, I’m WRITING WITH IT.
gee I don’t know how I could ever lift any other pens they’re just so heavy.
Writing is really hard and boring; I’m glad I can buy these girly pens to make it worthwhile.
